June 2002 - The Liechtenstein Princely Navy reaches the Cup Finals
   
 

The Admiralty of the Liechtenstein Princely Navy is pleased to report another very successful result at the annual Dragon Boat Race in Hong Kong. After having come second in last year's Plate competition, and having been featured prominently on CNN and local TV stations, there was significant pressure on the Navy to improve on last year's performance.

In its quest for supremacy in the South China Sea, the Admiralty set out to assemble a powerful multinational force to fight for the honor of the Prince and the Country. The Navy was also extremely pleased to have secured the backing of Foster's as its official fuel sponsor.

 
The Dragon Boat Race - a traditional ritual marking the legend of a Chinese scholar who drowned himself 2,300 years ago to impress his superior - are held annually in several locations around Hong Kong. The most popular event on Stanley Main Beach attracted over 140 teams this year from various backgrounds, companies or organizations.
 
In order to get its Navy into battle-hardened conditions, the Admiralty conducted a rigorous, six-week training program that covered everything from Basic Naval Combat to Advanced Beer Drinking Techniques. By the middle of June the crew was in its best shape ever and ready to take on the challenge.
The Navy's first race was scheduled for 0945 hrs on a sweltering hot Saturday morning, with temperatures rising close to 30 degrees Celsius. It was an important first round battle that saw the Liechtenstein Princely Navy lined up against a strong field of 9 other competitors, including the UBS Pacific Blades, a team that contained a number of defectors form last year's event. Also lined up were the Baker Boys (of Baker & McKenzie), but they sank before reaching the starting line! The Princely Navy was off to an excellent start, which is the most crucial part of the 300-meter race. Fired on by its drummer (who must, according to Navy Rules, be female, attractive and light) the crew powered the boat to an excellent third place, just a fraction behind UBS.
 
This excellent first-round result secured the Navy a place in the Cup Championship (as compared to the lower-rated Plate Championship of last year). With the second round battled scheduled for 1200 hrs, the Navy retreated onto the Princely Yacht, where sailors feasted on a fruit, sandwich and Foster's breakfast while the Admiralty plotted the strategy for the coming round. In order to advance to the finals, the Navy needed to secure a top four place in the next race - not impossible but clearly a tough challenge.
And thus the Princely Navy ventured out again at noon, confident in its ability to advance to the finals. This time, the start was not as perfect but stamina and sheer muscle power helped to carry the Navy to an extremely tight fourth place. Thus, for the first time ever, the Liechtenstein Princely Navy was in the Cup Finals! The good news was immediately relayed to HSH Prince Philip of Liechtenstein, who sent his best wishes to the entire crew for an all-out-victory in the name of the Prince and the Country.
 
Following a sumptuous lunch of Bratwurst and plenty more Foster's, the Navy's finest hour came at 1530 hrs. Lined up on row 8 in a record-breaking field of twelve competitors, the Liechtenstein Princely Navy was in ready position. On the shot of the gun, the Navy's well-rehearsed starting procedures of five slow deep strokes pulled the fully-loaded boat out of the water and into cruising mode. Adrenalin rushing, the drummer picked up the speed to a rhythmic and powerful pattern. Lean, pull, lean, pull... the Navy powered ahead towards the beach at its fastest speed ever.
But the competition at the Cup Final level is formidable and the Navy's incredible efforts only secured a 9th place. Nevertheless, this is the Navy's best result ever and clearly set our ambitions for future years. The Admiralty also takes satisfaction from the fact that the Goldman Gondoliers (of Goldman Sachs) came in 12th and last!
The Admiralty would like to thank LGT Bank in Liechtenstein for its generous support, Foster's for the 20 cases of performance-enhanced fuel supplies and its dedicated and committed crew for their selfless efforts. We will be back for more next year.
 


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